Clark Gregg (Agent Coulson) Auditioning for The Hunger Games
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“I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called ‘cheese… thing’ and that was where you get something and you melt cheese over it and the first one to guess what it is doesn’t have to wash up. That’s obviously quite Mediterranean. The other one was less complex. It was just called ‘cheese fantasy.’ That’s where you come in, very drunk, at about five in the morning and find an apple and just pretend there’s some cheese on it.”
Dylan Moran
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When people retire and get a Twitter account.
Gotta love ‘em.
wtf
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- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
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You go to a costume party as a superhero, not your own, who would it be? [x]
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